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левые и левые

Кажется, eremei приютил в этой коммунити дискуссию про левых и правых, по мотивам произведения Володи Гейзеля. Уважаемому Михаилу и всем прочим может быть любопытно:


я прошу прощения за английский, но переводить сейчас совсем нет времени.

"What is Left??" by Prof. Steven Plaut


From: WINSTON MID EAST ANALYSIS & COMMENTARY <gwinston@interaccess.com>

    It is impossible to understand politics in the world today without grasping the fundamental fact that there exist two different Lefts. I propose that the two be referred to by everyone as the Stupid Left and the Satanic Left. The two are very different, although they work together. People who are part of the first are simply stupid people. People who are part of the second may in fact be quite shrewd, but are evil and nefarious. There is no third type of leftist.
    Over time, the Stupid Left has been losing its numbers, as many Stupid Leftists either become smarter or morph into Satanic Leftists, and so desist from being mere Stupid Leftists. So a process of selection is occurring whereby the strength of the Satanic Left within the overall Left grows. The anti-American demonstrations this past week in Europe and even in the US were attended by and contained both kinds of Leftists, although they were organized by Satanic Leftists.
    Both the Stupid Left and the Satanic Left demonstrate together against the US, in favor of Saddam Hussein, in favor of destroying Israel and in favor of Palestinian terrorism. But for different reasons.
  • The Stupid Left really thinks that if the US leaves Iraq alone, Saddam will refrain from developing weapons of mass destruction.
    • The Satanic Left supports Iraq precisely because it knows that Saddam WILL develop them and use them!
  • The Stupid Left is anti-American because it thinks people in America are oppressed, poor, mistreated and that America is an evil country.
    • The Satanic Left is anti-American precisely because it knows the opposite is the case.
  • The Stupid Left hates America because it thinks America promotes evil oppressive regimes around the world.
    • The Satanic Left hates America because America gets in the way of the evil oppressive regimes that the Satanic Left promotes.
  • The Stupid Left denounces capitalism and globalization and supports communism because it really believes that people are poor and oppressed under capitalism but free and happy under socialism.
    • The Satanic Left denounces capitalism and supports communism precisely BECAUSE it knows that the opposite is the case.
  • The Stupid Left does not know that communism produces gulags.
    • The Satanic Left supports communism precisely BECAUSE it produces gulags and also because the Satanic Leftists presume they will be placed in charge of the gulags.
  • The Stupid Left wants a Palestinian state because it thinks that such a state will pursue peace alongside Israel.
    • The Satanic Left wants a Palestinian state precisely because it knows such a state will launch a war of destruction against Israel and endless atrocities against the Jews.
  • The Stupid Left thinks that Israel mistreats Arabs. It does not know that Arab regimes mistreat Arabs.
    • The Satanic Left knows Israel does not and the Arab regimes do. It does not want Israel destroyed because it thinks Israel is unjust, but rather because it hates Jews.
  • The Stupid Left opposes Israeli armed force being used to suppress terror because it thinks that terror can be resolved through dialogue and negotiations.
    • The Satanic Left opposes Israeli armed force being used to suppress terror because it supports terror against Jews.
  • The Stupid Left is convinced that most Arabs seek peace, are moderate and decent people, and have a legitimate grievance against the West.
    • The Satanic Left supports Arab aggression and terror precisely because it knows this is not true.
  • The Stupid Left thinks that Palestinian leaders and Arab nationalists are progressive and liberal.
    • The Satanic Left supports the same people precisely because it knows they are fascists.
  • The Stupid Left is under the impression that Arab states have elections and freedom and enlightenment.
    • The Satanic Left supports Arab regimes because they want to destroy Israel and murder Jews.
  • The Stupid Left thinks the West should not place its Arab residents under surveillance because they are decent people and loyal to their adopted countries.
    • The Satanic Left opposes such surveillance because it wants more Bin Ladens.
  • The Stupid Left thinks that Israeli settlements are an obstacle to peace.
    • The Satanic Left wants the settlers evicted or killed because they are an obstacle to the Palestinians destroying Israel.
  • The Stupid Left thinks the Middle East conflict is about Arab human rights.
    • The Satanic Left knows the Middle East conflict is about suppressing Jewish human rights. They support this suppression.
  • The Stupid Left thinks the Middle East conflict is about land and borders.
    • The Satanic Left knows it is about Israel's existence.
  • The Stupid Left thinks Israel is a discriminatory apartheid country.
    • The Satanic Left wants Israel destroyed so that the Arabs can impose an apartheid regime directed against the Jews and any other non-Moslems.
  • The Stupid Left believes it is trying to reform and change America.
    • The Satanic Left wants to destroy America.
  • The Stupid Left thinks socialism works.
    • The Satanic Left wants socialism because it knows it does not.
  • The Stupid Left thinks it is opposing racism.
    • The Satanic Left's fundamental urge is to impose its own mode of racism and anti-Semitism on the world.
  • The Stupid Left thinks Zionism is a form of racism.
    • The Satanic Left supports anti-Zionism precisely because it is a form of anti-Semitism.
  • The Stupid Left chooses its political positions on the basis of the desire by leftists to make their mommies and daddies mad.
    • So does the Satanic Left, but they REALLY hate their parents.
  • The Stupid Left says it favors equality.
    • The Satanic Left favors transferring power to itself so that it can oppress others.
  • The Stupid Left supports Marxist groups all over the world because it thinks these are non-violent and favor pluralism.
    • The Satanic Left supports them because they know these are violent and totalitarian.
  • The Stupid Left thinks animals should be treated like humans.
    • The Satanic Left thinks humans should be treated like animals.
  • The Stupid Left wants socialism because it thinks that people will not have to work under socialism and because it thinks that leftists will have a lot of friends under socialism.
    • The Satanic Left wants socialism because Satanic Leftists will not have to work under socialism while they turn everyone else into slaves, and because they get to shoot their friends.
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